Real Love. True Love. Is it all that it’s cracked up to be? Social media and the history of the “white picket fence” taints our view of what love and marriage really is supposed to be. All relationships are not created equal. Getting Married in the 21st century isn’t easy mostly because there are so many options. How do you even choose? And once you’ve made the choice, what keeps you together? In reality we may put too much weight on our partner’s ability to make us happy. But is it really their responsibility anyway? The Mermaid and The Lion doesn’t spend time sugar coating the ups and downs of trying to be in a successful relationship. Listen in to see if we can figure out what it takes to create a lasting love.

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No means No! -Lion Lesson

This week Angel and Gazza talk about annoying habits in relationships. Gazza was happy to expound on his pet peeve and Angel decided to meet his energy! 

A Hot Mess- Lion Lesson

Angel is super tired so her commentary is in rare form. They talk about Quokka Marsupials, beaver anal excretions, and potentially half human cats. 

He Drives a Bucket- Lion Lesson

Angel and Gazza give updates about their projects and respond to a letter. A girl is dating a cheap guy with an unreliable car. Gazza’s answer is selfish as usual. Tune into hear his perspective….

I Can’t Fight but I Can Spit- Lion Lessons

Welcome to Lion Lessons!!! Our off season bonus episodes where Gazza answers messages from our listeners and the conversation hops all over the place. This week Gazza responds to the young lady who sent in…


Like we promised, we hit you with a bonus episode this fine Saturday! This is just an episode of pure fun where Angel starts the episode cutting up. At that point the whole show’s agenda go in the trash.

Lion Lessons- No More Morning Sex

Angel and Gazza discuss a letter from a young lady describing issues with morning sex. She needs to tell her partner that she can’t have morning sex any more because it is negatively impacting her day by either making her tired or she’s late to work. 

A Real Man!!!! A Lion Lesson

A real man does this or a real woman does that. Yep ! That’s what this episode’s about. Does the opposite sexy have the right to call out what makes each other reels? 

Catfish are Bottom Feeders

We had to take a break because life just kept happening to us. One of us (Angel) wanted to talk about it but the man one (Gazza) said to stop boo-hooing on the mic. 

It Ain’t My Fault- Lion Lurking

So Gazza and Angel had a weird experience this week and Gazza swears he’s innocent. It feels like BS but Angel gives him the benefit of the doubt… eventually.  She even tried to protect him in the storytelling but he opened his mouth and confessed.

Shenanigans, updates, and episode 100

Yes!! We have done it!  We produced 100 pieces of content!!! This was our first episode video recording! You can view the full episode on Patreon. Listen now for the updates and tomfoolery. Support the…

COVID Wasted

Angel and Gazza were on the struggle bus as they fought through symptoms from the Covid Vax. 

Is He Gay???? Lion Lessons

Let me tell you , Gazza is so firm in his immediate assessment, but really has a lot in common with the letter this week. A young lady wrote in specifically for advice about her…